Monday, April 12, 2004

 

IKEA

Farouk and Paris came over yesterday with red dyed eggs and the new IKEA Catalogue. It was hilarious: we tried to work out what products you would have to buy to be able to email Daphne and say, in good conscience, 'You may be a slut on heat with a bit of flabb and I might just be a jerker boning up, but I go fartfull and groggy every time I see your micky. Would you risk a roger?"

Year 8 stuff, we know, but the solution (for those crypticly inclined) is a visitor chair, a trivet, a wall lamp, a computer table, cannisters, a work bench, a tray, a mirror, and a chair.

God, I can't believe I posted that!
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